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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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