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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}

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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

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