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Tuřany is a municipality and village in Cheb District in the Karlovy Vary Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 100 inhabitants.
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Matt Ford is a lighting designer based in Los Angeles, California. His notable projects have included NBC's Hollywood Game Night, America's Got Talent, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and The CW's Penn and Teller Fool Us.
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Karin Maria Keller-Sutter is a Swiss politician who has served as President of the Swiss Confederation since 2025 and concurrently as a member of the Federal Council of Switzerland since 2019.
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Vodafone Ghana, formerly Ghana Telecom, is the national telecommunications company of Ghana.
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